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10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To NYSC Camp

When you experience any of this, it's a clear sign that your village people followed you to NYSC camp cheesy

1. When you're posted to the North and after embarking on a two day journey, only to get to camp and realized you forgot your credentials at home.

2. When the khaki you're given is large enough to sew bed sheet and can't be amended

3. As a lady, if you've been a virgin right from your 100l and then you lost your virginity within three weeks in camp

4. When you wash your khaki (the crested vest and jungle boot) and spread it on the wire, only to return back to the wire and find out it's gone

5. If your joystick always erects each time you spot a lady in camp

6. When konji torments you and you go peeping at a lady in the bathroom. You village people get hand for your matter

7. If you lost your fiancee of five years to a soldier in camp

8. When you go to camp to claim "fine boy", only for you to contact gonorrhea/HIV within three weeks in camp

9. When you form "rich man pikin" in camp and don't want to queue for food, only for you to spend all your money and become stranded. Meanwhile, pride won't let you queue for food because everyone already knows you as an egoistic fellow

10. Your Village People get hand for your matter if you collect your first alawi and the first thing that comes to your mind is this



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